Lai Jokes / Recent Jokes

MRS Ramlal was so fond of her newly purchased fridge that she involuntarily put everything in it, and then forgot all about it. One day, her husband handed over the arrears of dearness allowance, which he had got from his office, for safe custody. As usual she put the envelope in the freezer. After a few days when Ram Lai enquired about it, she failed to recollect where she had put it. After a week of searching, Ram Lai found it lying in the deep- freeze tray. He remarked:' You have been able to freeze at least the D. A. of your husband!'

AGRA is famous for its Taj and also for its mental asylum in vernacular. Mr Girdhari Lai, before his retirement, went to Agra to see the Taj along with his family, on leave fare concession. When he joined his office after the leave, one of his friends, Mr Mange Ram, asked him,' Agra say ho aye jee?' (Have you been to Agra?)
When Girdhari Lai replied in the affirmative, Mange Ram, knowing very well that Girdhari Lai had gone there to see the Taj, quipped,' Key kahende nein?' (What did the doctors at the mental asylum say?)
Everybody listening started laughing. But Girdhari Lai silenced Mange Ram by retorting,' Oh kahende nein kee mareez noo naal ley key aoo. Das kadan chalney?' (They told me to bring the patient along with me. Tell me when you want to accompany me to Agra for a check-up.)