Your Momma is so cheap that when I saw her digging in the trash can, I said,"What are you doing."
Yo Momma said,"Shopping."
After being away on a lengthy business trip, Rob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the clerk at the cosmetics counter. The clerk showed him a bottle with a price tag of $85.00.
"That's a bit much," Rob said, so the clerk showed him a bottle that cost only $50.
"That's a bit much, too," said Rob, so the clerk returned with an even smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," groaned Rob. Growing annoyed, the clerk pulled out a tiny $15. bottle.
Still not satisfied, Rob said, "What I mean is, I'd like to see something really cheap."
Without hesitation, the clerk handed him a mirror.
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"
Banta went to a cheap restaurant to have dinner. He ran into his friend Ram Lal who was working there as a waiter.
'Ram Lai, aren't you ashamed of working in this third-class restaurant?' he asked.
'I may work in a third-class restaurant,' replied Ram Lai,' but I don't eat in one like you.'