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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5, 000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don`t think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here`s a stunning ring at only $40, 000," the jeweler said.

The young lady`s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We`ll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I`ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I`ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old more...

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very ritzy jewelery shop.

The jeweler inquired,' Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,' No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'

The jeweler smiled and said,' Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye,' Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'