Indiana Jokes / Recent Jokes
ALABAMA:
Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS:
Exporters of Everything But Honesty
CALIFORNIA:
Se Habla Ingles
FLORIDA:
The Gunshine State
GEORGIA:
The Culture State: Jews and Negroes Allowed Since 1993
INDIANA:
Home of Dan Quayle
KANSAS:
Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
KENTUCKY:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
LOUISIANA:
I Drink, Therefore I Am
MARYLAND:
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
MINNESOTA:
Land of 10,000 Lakes and a Lot of Really WHITE People
MISSOURI:
We're kinda to the west of Indiana and east of Kansas... and oh yeah we're right near Iowa!
MONTANA:
Only a few of us are nutbar freaks who build bombs and put them in the mail.
NEW JERSEY:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW YORK:
People say we're ambivalent and more...
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War. BIGGEST MAN... The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured in 1862 and was sent to a Richmond Prison where a Confederate entrepreneur put him on exhibit. Even Confederate President Jeff Davis came to see him and was astounded when the impish Van Buskirk claimed that back home in Bloomington Indiana, "when I was at the train station with my company, my six sisters came to say goodbye. As I was standing there, with my company, they all came up to me, leaned down and kissed me on top of the head." LETTER HOME... A young soldier left home to join the army. He told his girl friend that he would write every day. After about six months, he received a letter from his girlfriend that she was marrying someone else. He wrote home to his family to find out who she more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous!
Ninety-two-year-old actor Harrison Ford says he feels fit to continue to play Indiana Jones despite growing older.
"Indiana Jones Tries to Figure Out His Medicare Part D Co-Pay Charges," opens summer 2007.
Scene From Indiana Jones 4.
Indy whips his Nazi pharmacist to death.
Carmelo Anthony recently hurt his hand in a win over Indiana. The injury is especially disconcerting for Anthony since it's his rolling hand.
TwoIndiana brothers are starting a new holiday and have declared June15th, “Man Day” where people are urged to do “manly”things, such as football, hunting and watching Rocky movies. Someoneshould tell them that starting holidays is gay.
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.
Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
A: I don't know, let me call my maid.
Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.
Q: How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate.
Note: Not meant to offend students at the Indiana University.
Q: How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?
Q: How many Japanese industrialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three--one to make sure the more...