Gynecologist Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day a woman had a 11:00am appointment at the gynecologist office and got woke out of bed around 8:30 by the phone and it was the gynecologist office saying that her appointment had been pushed up to 9:30.
Most woman take extra time to wash up on days that they have an appointment, but not today. She ran into the bathroom and found her daughters washcloth on the sink and did the quick rub down, raced over to the office and got undressed and got onto the table with her legs spread in the leg racks.
The doctor comes in and says "Wow, we spent extra time to clean up today!"
The woman was so embarrassed she says nothing and concludes the exam. She goes home and later that day her daughter asks her where her washcloth is and the mother says "Just get another one!"
The daughter says "No mom you don't understand, that is the one with my face glitter and sparkles in it".
A gynecologist decided to quit, and become a car mechanic. He took a
mechanics' course, and did the mechanics'union exam, and received the
grade 105. The authorities were very mad at the tester for such an
unusualgrade, and inquired about it. The tester explained:"He's a really
good mechanic. I asked him to change oil, and he did. I asked him to put in a ne$
him to clean the spark-plugs, and he did""So why didn't you grade him a 100,
why 105?""'cause he did it all through the exhaust pipe"-----------------------
A woman had an appointment in the morning with her gynecologist and was running late. She hadn't had the time to give herself a proper washup so she took a washcloth and gave herself a wash in 'that area' in front of the sink. She threw the cloth into the wash basket after making sure she was presentable and drove to her appointment.
She was silent throughout the checkup and ignored the gynecologist when he said, "My... We have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
It was only until after the day was over when her daughter called to ask if she had seen where her washcloth was. The woman told her to get a fresh piece from the cabinet but the daughter said, "No, I need that one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.
The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?"
He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!"
Geriatric Gynecologist
Q: What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tales!
What's a definition of a gynecologist? Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure
Ann Coulter visited her gynecologist, and after putting her in the stirrups, the doctor said, "My God, that is a big pussy. That is a big pussy."
Coulter said, "You don't have to say it twice."
The doctor said, "I didn't."