Gynecology Jokes

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

In the middle of an international gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.
The French gynecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."
The English gynecologist replied, "Don't be absurd. It couldn't have been that big. My goodness, man. She wouldn't have been able to walk if it was."
The French gynecologist said, "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size. I was talkeeng about ze flavor."

Recently a man in New York received a six-month prison sentence for posing as a gynecologist and conducting phony exams in motel rooms. This is a frightening example of how hard it can be for women to find a reliable motel gynecologist.

Here are the four warning signs of gynecology fraud:

1. Doctor uses incorrect or strange terminology such as "clam" or "envelope."

2. Doctor conducts the exam using a shoe-horn and Twizzler.

3. Doctor has teardrop and/or spiderweb tattoo on elbow.

4. Doctor is William "The Refrigerator" Perry. Though William Perry once worked as an emergency field gynecologist during his time as a member of G.I. Joe, he is not licensed to operate a civilian practice. Don't believe his lies!

In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.
The French gynecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - et was like a melon!"
The English gynecologist replied, "Don't be absurd, it could not have been that big, my good man, she could not have been able to walk if it was."
To which the French gynecologist responded, "Aaah, you Eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"