Mechanic Jokes

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    A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.
    The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks.
    After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream.
    The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."
    Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

    BMW Problems

    Hot 7 months ago

    A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
    "What's the story?" she asked.
    "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
    "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

    So Relieved!

    Hot 7 months ago

    A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
    "Everything ok with your car now?"
    "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies.
    "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
    "Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

    What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?" Chop chop."

    A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

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