Greasy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from herYo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep FryYo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the' Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheedYo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

YOUR MAMMA SO GREASY SHE SWEATS CRISCO

Veece n reece sat at a bar n realised they loved greasy chips, ever since they have been called the grease twins, greasy Veecy n greasy Reecy!!!