"Yo Momma So Greasy" joke
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from herYo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep FryYo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the' Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheedYo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts". "No problem." Comes the greasy little fat girls reply from behind the counter. "But I want it MY way." says the man. "What do you more...
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