Greasy Jokes

YOUR MAMMA SO GREASY SHE SWEATS CRISCO

SO GREASY
Yo momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!
SO NASTY
Yo momma's so nasty, she made speed stick slow down!
Yo momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach!
Yo momma's so nasty, she made the right guard turn left!
Yo momma's so nasty, the fishery paid her to leave!
Yo momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bathwater!
Yo momma's so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Yo momma's so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
SO POOR
Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving!"
Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma's so poor, when I ring the door bell, I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other more...

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam... and has a full time job at the' Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed.
Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

Yo momma loike a mcdonalds happy meal small, cheap, ad greasy