YOUR MAMMA SO GREASY SHE SWEATS CRISCO
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts". "No problem." Comes the greasy little fat girls reply from behind the counter. "But I want it MY way." says the man. "What do you mean your way?" comes the reply. The man says, "well, I what the eggs only just about done so they look like I have snotted on them." he says. "I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease trickles in to the snotty egg and beans." "I dont have the time to do all that!" came the reply from the greasy little fat girl. "WELL YOU FUCKING HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!" came the reply.
Yo momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!
Yo momma's so nasty, she made speed stick slow down!
Yo momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach!
Yo momma's so nasty, she made the right guard turn left!
Yo momma's so nasty, the fishery paid her to leave!
Yo momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bathwater!
Yo momma's so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Yo momma's so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving!"
Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma's so poor, when I ring the door bell, I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other more...
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her