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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... more...

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... Winnie Bay Gogh

To brighten your day - from the NY Times News Service:
His obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
His brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
His brother who worked in the convenience store - Stopn Gogh
His grandfather from Yugoslavia - U. Gogh
His brother who bleached his clothes white - Hue Gogh
His cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh
His uncle, the magician - Wherediddy Gogh
His cousin from Mexico - Amee Gogh
His Mexican's cousin's American half brother - Grin Gogh
His nephew who drove the stagecoach - Wellsfar Gogh
His constipated uncle - Cant Gogh
His ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh

After considerable research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh
His magician uncle... Wherediddit Gogh
His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst... E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh
The hairdresser... Washan Gogh
The marathon runner... Readysteady Gogh

45 Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care About
1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the professor's door.
4. Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
5. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used nunchakus or katanas.
6. Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.
7. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
8. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.
9. If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't more...

HEY HEY HEY Viper's in the fun house
with another joke!!!
See I've been doing some serious study into
Van Gough coz I wanted to know why the hell
anyone would chop off their ear. I guess
he just wanted an earing but went too far.
Anyway here's his family!
His obnoxious brother.......................... Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt. ............................... Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes..................... Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store..... Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.............. U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white...... Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois................... Chica Gogh
His magician uncle............................ Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin............................. Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother..... Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach. ........ Wellsfar Gogh
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