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    Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
    A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!
    Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!
    Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
    For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.
    New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!
    They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"
    Can't beat um...Eat um!!!
    If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?
    In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!
    Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.
    Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

    Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two! Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"Can't beat um...Eat um!!! If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

    Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the professor's door.Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage
    Mutant Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used nunchakus or katanas.Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds."Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created more...

    Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...
    The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia... U. Gogh
    The brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue Gogh
    The sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars... Go Gogh
    The real obnoxious brother... Please Gogh
    The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh
    The uncle who worked at a convenience store... Stop N Gogh
    His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh
    The cousin that moved to Illinois... Chicah Gogh
    His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh
    The cousin who lived in Mexico... Amee Gogh
    Another cousin who lived in Mexico... Green Gogh
    Nephew that drove a stage coach... Wells Far Gogh
    Aunt who was a good dancer... Tan Gogh

    Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia... U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars... Go GoghThe real obnoxious brother... Please GoghThe brother who ate prunes... Gotta GoghThe uncle who worked at a convenience store... Stop N GoghHis dizzy aunt... Verti GoghThe cousin that moved to Illinois... Chicah GoghHis magician uncle... Wherediddy GoghThe cousin who lived in Mexico... Amee GoghAnother cousin who lived in Mexico... Green GoghNephew that drove a stage coach... Wells Far GoghAunt who was a good dancer... Tan Gogh

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