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    Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones... The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia. ....... U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white. . Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars. .. Go GoghThe real obnoxious brother. ......... Please GoghThe brother who ate prunes. ........... Gotta GoghThe uncle who worked at a convenience store. ...... Stop N GoghHis dizzy aunt. ............ Verti GoghThe cousin that moved to Illinois. ........ Chicah GoghHis magician uncle. ............. Wherediddy GoghThe cousin who lived in Mexico. ......... Amee GoghAnother cousin who lived in Mexico. ........ Green GoghNephew that drove a stage coach. ......... Wells Far GoghAunt who was a good dancer. ............. Tan Gogh

    Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two! Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"Can't beat um...Eat um!!! If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

    Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
    A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

    Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.... good thing he didn't say two!

    Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.

    For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.

    New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!

    They are making a new boxing term for Tyson.... instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"

    Can't beat um... Eat um!!!!

    If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?

    In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!!

    Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.

    Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

    Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.... good thing he didn't say two! Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA. New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson.... instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"Can't beat um... Eat um!!!! If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice. Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

    I was in the pub yesterday, and i saw Vincent Van Gogh in the corner.
    I called him over and asked him if he fancied a drink, to which he replied.' no thanks, I've got one ear!'.....

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