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Whats the last thing which goes through a flys mind when it hits a car windscreen at 70mph.
?. Its asshole

there are three flys in a jar two girls one boy one of the girls get tired of being in a jar so she asked the male how do we get out he said suck my dick and ill tell you so she did he told her to fly up to the top as fast as she could so she did and she broke her neck same with the other one and the boy got out.
ask how
suck my dick and ill tell you

One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around. He says "Hey Paco, you shit your pants?" Paco says "No, Pablo, I did not shit my pants." He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Pablo stops his horse and turns around. He then says "Paco, Are you sure you did not shit your pants?" Pablo says "Yes Pablo, I am sure I did not shit my pants." He says "Ok." They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Pablo is swatting the flys away. Pablo stops his horse and gets of his horse. He then says "Paco, get of your horse. Paco, pull down your pants. Paco, I thought you said you did not shit your pants?" Paco replies "I thought you meant today!"

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a pussy." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Wonder woman "SUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE, PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, "
WHY I'LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED"
. SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM, SCREWS HER AND FLYS OUT WITH SUPER-SPEED. SHE YELLS,"
DAMN, INVISIBLE MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?"
THE INVISIBLE -MAN SAYS, "
I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY ASSHOLE HURTS!"