Batman Jokes

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    Super hero sex

    Hot 6 months ago

    Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
    A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a Few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
    As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see If she was free.
    As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
    Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
    "NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

    Batman and Robin

    Hot 1 year ago

    Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, Get in the car

    There were three people climbing a mountain. And then they came upon a genie bottle and rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said,"
    I will grant each of you one wish. The first one wished to be superman. And the genie said, "
    Jump off the mountain and yell superman. So he jumped and yelled superman and he turned into superman.
    The second one said he wanted to be batman. The genie said,"
    Jump off the mopuntain and yell batman and you will turn into batman. So he jumped off and became batman.
    Then finally the third said he wanted to be Wolverine. So the genie said,"
    Jump off the mountain and you will be wolverine."
    And then he ran and tripped over a rock and said crap and turned into crap.

    What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
    Robin, get into the car.

    I went to dinner with my husband, a male friend of ours, Jim, and his new girlfriend, Dorothy.While eating dinner we got on the subject of vacations. Dorothy said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation.I tried to explain to her that it wasn't a real place. She laughed and said "It is, too. It's where Batman lives".I laughed and looked over at Jim who smiled and told me she was serious. I then tried to explain. "Batman does not exist. Why do you think there have been three of them: Clooney, Kilmer and Keaton?"She looked me straight in the eye and said, "That's because he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is."

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