Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a Few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, Get in the car
It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.
All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.
"Whats up" asked Batman?
"Well i was upstairs looking for the toilet and i passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women naked on the bed and moaning and groaning. I started feeling randy and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!"
"Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman.
"Yes but not as surprised as The Invisible Man!"
One day a little boy was at kindergarten. The teacher told the class their homework was to find the first five letters of the alphabet.
When the little boy got home he went to his older brother who was playing video games. "Big brother whats the first letter of the alphabet?". His big brother then said to the little boy "Shut up retard i'm sick of listening to you!".
Then the little boy went on to his second brother who was watching batman. " Big brother what's the second letter of the alphabet?". The older brother who obviously wasn't paying attention said " Na na na na na na na Batman!".
The little boy went on to his dad who was watching football and said "Dad whats the third letter of the alphabet?". His dad then screamed "Forty-niners, forty-niners!".
Once again the little boy went on but this time to his mom who was cooking buns and he said "Mom what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?". His more...
There were three people climbing a mountain. And then they came upon a genie bottle and rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said,"
I will grant each of you one wish. The first one wished to be superman. And the genie said, "
Jump off the mountain and yell superman. So he jumped and yelled superman and he turned into superman.
The second one said he wanted to be batman. The genie said,"
Jump off the mopuntain and yell batman and you will turn into batman. So he jumped off and became batman.
Then finally the third said he wanted to be Wolverine. So the genie said,"
Jump off the mountain and you will be wolverine."
And then he ran and tripped over a rock and said crap and turned into crap.