Buns Jokes

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    There was this boy at school and his teacher said to him " Go home and find the first three letters of the alphabet." So he goes home and asks his sister " What is the first letter of the alphabet?" and she says " Get out of my room you stupid!!!!" And then he goes asks his dad " What is the second letter of the alphabet?" and he yells ( he is watching football) " Forty-six"! And then he goes and asks his mom (who is cooking) " My buns are burning!! My buns are burning"!! And he goes to school the next day and his teacher asks him "What is the first the letter of the alphabet?" and he replys "Get out of my room you stupid"!!!! And he is soon in the princapals office, and the princapal asks him "How many spankings should I give you"? And yells "Forty-six"!! And then he is running down the hall saying " My buns are burning!! My buns are burning"!!

    Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter... The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith's breasts make when she walks. BATF calls off its siege of your heavily fortified compound when agents run out of hot cocoa. Much easier to locate nipples during foreplay. Finally, a chance to say, "Yeah, but it's a dry cold." Natural refrigeration keeps vagrants crisp and fresh until Spring. You can chill your malt liquor on the window ledge at work. Joy of frostbite makes it easier to rid your self of those troublesome extremities. No news clips of the President jogging for at least 8 more weeks. Watching O. J. enviously eye everyone else's toasty-warm glove-clad hands. Flashers stick to describing themselves. Spouse temporarily stops using back seat of car for elicit affairs. When it's 10 below, nobody gives a rat's ass whether Internet Explorer is better than Netscape. With multiple layers, people with buns of steel look exactly like people with buns of cinnamon. The shivering just makes more...

    Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter...
    The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith's breasts make when she walks.
    BATF calls off its siege of your heavily fortified compound when agents run out of hot cocoa.
    Much easier to locate nipples during foreplay.
    Finally, a chance to say, "Yeah, but it's a dry cold."
    Natural refrigeration keeps vagrants crisp and fresh until Spring.
    You can chill your malt liquor on the window ledge at work.
    Joy of frostbite makes it easier to rid your self of those troublesome extremities.
    No news clips of the President jogging for at least 8 more weeks.
    Watching O.J. enviously eye everyone else's toasty-warm glove-clad hands.
    Flashers stick to describing themselves.
    Spouse temporarily stops using back seat of car for elicit affairs.
    When it's 10 below, nobody gives a rat's ass whether Internet Explorer is better than Netscape.
    With multiple layers, people with buns of steel look exactly like more...

    Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter...The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith's breasts make when she walks.BATF calls off its siege of your heavily fortified compound when agents run out of hot cocoa.Much easier to locate nipples during foreplay.Finally, a chance to say, "Yeah, but it's a dry cold."Natural refrigeration keeps vagrants crisp and fresh until Spring.You can chill your malt liquor on the window ledge at work.Joy of frostbite makes it easier to rid your self of those troublesome extremities.No news clips of the President jogging for at least 8 more weeks.Watching O.J. enviously eye everyone else's toasty-warm glove-clad hands.Flashers stick to describing themselves.Spouse temporarily stops using back seat of car for elicit affairs.When it's 10 below, nobody gives a rat's ass whether Internet Explorer is better than Netscape.With multiple layers, people with buns of steel look exactly like people with buns of cinnamon.The shivering just makes your Katherine more...

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
    A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
    A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in! !
    Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
    A: He heard boys' pants were half-off! !
    Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
    A: Get out of my sun!!
    Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
    A: His other hand! !
    Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
    A: Throw him a buoy! !
    Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
    A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
    Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
    A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
    Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
    A: So his guests more...

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