Riding Jokes

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    Nan please

    Hot 1 year agoby andy

    - ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
    - Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

    A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
    "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"
    Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"

    Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her Grandmother's. To her suprise, she arrived at the door with no confrontations. When she walked inside, who should be standing there but the Big Bad Wolf. He slammed her up against the wall as she cried "Oh mister wolf, what are you going to do to me?"
    "I'm going to fuck your brains out," he replied.
    "The hell you are," she said, "you're going to eat me like the story says.

    These Two Fleas...

    Hot 7 years ago

    These two fleas are sitting in Florida. One is shivering like crazy, saying "that has got to be the coldest ride I have ever had in my life!"
    "How did you get here?" asks the other flea.
    "I was in the moustache of some guy riding his motorcycle down the freeway."
    "That is no way to travel to Florida" says the flea."Here is what you do. Go to the airport and find a lounge. Have a sip of someone's drink so you are relaxed. Find a really pretty girl and crawl up her leg and under her dress.G o inside her panties and you will find a nice warm place to curl up and fall asleep. The next thing you know, you are in Florida! Remember that for next time.We will get together next year and you can tell me how it went!"
    The following year, the two fleas are back in Florida and the first
    one is shivering like crazy. "That is the coldest f*%#in' ride to
    Florida I have had in my life!!!"
    "What happened to the more...

    Little Red Riding Hood

    Hot 7 years ago

    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
    "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
    The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
    Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
    "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
    Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!
    About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
    "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
    With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
    I'm trying to take a shit!"

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