"Nan please" joke

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- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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king savage:your harline so croked steph shoot threes off of it
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roastman:your hairline is the reason isis went bk
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