Solo Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Nan please

    Hot 2 years agoby andy

    - ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
    - Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

    Indian Pop Hits

    Hot 5 years ago

    The Indian Top 10:
    1. Tears on My Pillau.
    2. Its my chappalti and I'll cry if I want to.
    3. Tikka Chance on Me.
    4. Scatnaan.
    5. Korma Korma Chameleon.
    6. What's the Story Morning Tandoori.
    7. Easy like Sanjay Morning.
    8. You Can't Curry Love.
    9. Poppadum Preach.
    10. Sheikh Your Body. All available on the fantastic new album, Turban Hymns by Donner Summer.
    Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
    Naan-aa, just killed a man
    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to crap it all away.
    Naan-aa,
    ooh-ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
    Curry on, Curry on,
    'cause nothing really madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time.
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the more...

    The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
    15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.
    14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensely.
    13 Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks Princess Lea on the knee with a light saber.
    12 Luke accused of killing ex-wife and advised by Obi Wan to "Use the Fifth, Luke."
    11 The commercial tie-in appearance of Jabba's big brother, Pizza the Hut.
    10 Newly-colorized Darth Vader is mauve.
    9 C3PO has a conspicuous "Intel Inside" sticker on his shiny brass ass.
    8 Han, Luke, Obi-Wan and C3PO now sporting bitchin' goatees.
    7 New scene where Luke shakes JFK's hand and tells him he has to pee.
    6 Jabba the Butt-head saying, "Hehe...hehe...she said, 'Lay ya.'"
    5 Revealing scene in the bathroom shows how "Han Solo" got his name.
    4 During one lonely more...

    The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensely.13 Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks Princess Lea on the knee with a light saber.12 Luke accused of killing ex-wife and advised by Obi Wan to "Use the Fifth, Luke."11 The commercial tie-in appearance of Jabba's big brother, Pizza the Hut.10 Newly-colorized Darth Vader is mauve.9 C3PO has a conspicuous "Intel Inside" sticker on his shiny brass ass.8 Han, Luke, Obi-Wan and C3PO now sporting bitchin' goatees.7 New scene where Luke shakes JFK's hand and tells him he has to pee.6 Jabba the Butt-head saying, "Hehe...hehe...she said, 'Lay ya.'"5 Revealing scene in the bathroom shows how "Han Solo" got his name.4 During one lonely night, Princess Lea finds R2D2's special attachment.3 more...

    What's the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants?
    Nothing. Both give you a warm feeling but no one else cares.

  • Recent Activity