Flakes Jokes / Recent Jokes
What’s the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger’s bottom!
This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
I bet you were mad.
Mad? I was foaming at the mouth!
What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What does “Minimum” mean?
A very small mother!
What is an archaeologist?
Someone who’s career is in ruins!
What is hail?
Hard boiled rain!
Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world!
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because theyre simple, easy and they taste good.
This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
I bet you were mad.
Mad? , I was foaming at the mouth!
Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!"
Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!"
Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
After watching that imbecile on television who claims to know what common household pets are thinking, it was decided that we too, would do the impossible...Dog "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."Goldfish "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"Dog "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"Goldfish "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"Parrot "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!"Cat "Why are these people in my house?"Dog "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge."Goldfish "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"Cat "I wish he would stop kicking me down the more...
Dog "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
Goldfish "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Dog "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
Parrot "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
Dog "Human legs that just tease."
Cat "Why are these people in my house?"
Dog "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"
Goldfish "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"