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    161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write' Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper162. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. 163. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails. 164. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. 165. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A: The Blonde! 166. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. 167. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1. 168. Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Season"169. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd more...

    What do you call a blonde with highlights?
    - A frosted flake!!!

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