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Yo Mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo Mama is so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! Im paralyzed! I cant get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. Youre kneeling on one of your tits."
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L. A., Chicago
Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo Mama is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!