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Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped four quarters, she stepped on one of those quarters and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210......was on the SCALE"
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up."
yo mamma is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
yo mamma is so fat the only way she can fit throw the door is saying I got the power
yo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock."
yo mamma is so fat when she had on yellow raincoat people called taxi
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean everyone more...
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
“Men prefer thin women, ” said the skinny woman.
“Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that? ” said the fat one.
“No, your boyfriend told me that! ”
Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers... The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i. e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Baseball. b. Football. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. more...
Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them. We decided to just collect as many as possible and throw them all onto one page. Enjoy! Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon. Yo mamma's so fat her clothes have stretch marks. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Yo mamma's so fat, she has two stomaches...one for meats and one for vegetables. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks. Yo mamma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mamma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mamma's so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it. Yo mamma's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mamma's so fat, every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her. Yo mamma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. Yo mamma's more...
Yo mammas so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.