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1. After sending someone an email, you phone to tell that someone that you've sent them an email.
2. All your bookmarks are tech support sites.
3. Look at your email address. Does it end in "aol.com"?
4. You keep forgetting which side of the mouse you use to "right-click."
5. When your computer freezes, and someone tells you to turn up the heat in the room, you actually do it.

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Some Company. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his more...

Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1. 44MB disk.
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I will stop sending email to my roommate.
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I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
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I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.
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When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
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I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.
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No more downloads from alt. binaries.*
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I resolve to back up my new 1GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
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I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
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I won't try to get onto the Netscape ftp site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.
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When I hear "Where do you want to go more...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife
flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his more...

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided
to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly
cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife
ended up on a flight the day after her husband.
The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting
to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in
Minneapolis an email. Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled
his wife's email address
In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her
husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory
just a few days earlier.
She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from
relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud
scream, fainted and fell to the floor.
The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He
glanced up more...

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