Easter Jokes / Recent Jokes

Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

What is the Easter Bunnys favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!