Bunnies Jokes

Why dont bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket wont be empty.