Easter Jokes / Recent Jokes
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small." But lo! Solly Goldberg - $ 75!!! Religion or economics? After much consideration, Solly obtains the contract. On Easter Sunday morning, Goldberg's men deliver the flowers: wonderful roses, azaleas, camellias, tulips and carnations. O'Maley's last reservations are discarded. When the parishioners arrive in the church, they see the magnificent flower arrangement and a ribbon with the inscription: "Jesus has risen! But the prices of Goldberg always stay the same."