Droves Jokes

Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white.

Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering machine.

Own a cellular phone.

Have only Asian friends.

Speak only in Asian languages.

Dress as though you're headed for a party when you're actually going to
class.

If you're a girl, BE SURE TO STUFF YOUR BRA.

If you're a guy, BE SURE TO SOUP UP YOUR ACURA INTEGRA.

Smoke even if you don't know how to, especially if you're with friends.

Travel only in droves of 10 and above to parties.

Go to all the cool Asian "intercollegiate parties"!

Refuse to dance to anything but techno music.

Whenever in droves of 10 or more Asians, stare menacingly at all other
Asians.

Dance in circles at all parties and clubs.

If you're a guy, BE SURE TO COP CHEAP FEELS OFF GIRLS YOU LIKE!

If you're a girl, BE SURE TO more...