Asians Jokes

Disney teen idol Miley Cyrus has been accused of taunting and mocking Asians by making slant-eye poses in a personal photograph with her friends. Today Cyrus apolgized saying, "I so sorry my actions offended so many Japs and Chinks."

Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into the neighborhood?
A. Mexicans start getting car insurance.

Via New York Times
According to a new study, US 4th and 8th grade students have made significant improvements in math as compared to recent years. The study then goes on to say that we're still not doing as well as the Asians. But I would like to point out that we're more fun than the Asians, so who would you rather hang out with? Oh... wait... they had the Olympics this year.... OK... except for this year.. who would you rather hang out with?
I used to be really good at math, but now that I'm not in school I suck. The other day someone asked me what 16 + 7 was, and I said "hmm, it's at least 20"

Q: How many Asians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry.

Q. What do you call asians swimming in a pool?
A. Cornflakes