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Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

How is a blonde like a doorknob?
Everybody gets a turn

Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!

Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn.

Q: What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob?
A: George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.