Desert Jokes

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    There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
    rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
    driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
    and yelled,
    "Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
    I'd go out there and kick your ass!!!"

    Blonde in a Desert

    Hot 1 year ago

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking through the desert. The redhead brought a bottle of water, the brunette brought a sandwich, and the blonde brought a car door.
    When they ask the redhead why she brought the water, she replies"If i get thirsty, i can take a drink."
    When they ask the brunette why she brought the sandwich, she replies"If i get hungry, then i can eat it."
    When they ask the blonde why she brought the car door, she replies"If i get hot, i can roll down the window."

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.
    "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

    Survival Guide

    Hot 6 months ago

    A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc.
    Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master. Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."
    "Why's that Timmy?"
    "Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."
    "And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently. "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"

    Desert Survival

    Hot 1 year ago

    A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert."What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand."Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards.""Why's that Timmy?""Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration...""And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently."Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten."

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