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    A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I more...

    A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
    So, he asks the man his name.
    "Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks.
    "Just Fred," the man responds.
    When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
    "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
    The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
    I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred more...

    A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
    traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since
    he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the
    poor fellow a break and write him out a warning
    instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
    "Fred," he replies.
    "Fred what?" the officer asks.
    "Just Fred," the man responds.
    When the officer presses him for a last name, the man
    tells him that he used to have a last name but
    lost it.
    The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but
    plays along with it.
    "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
    The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me.
    I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name.
    The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed
    to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.
    When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a
    doctor. I went through college medical more...

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