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Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month."
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience
Q: Why don't fem lesbians go on dates?
A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face.
Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"?
A: It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: the more...

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was "Polly wanna cracker." One day the parrot was sitting on the pirate's shoulder and it kept saying "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker."
The pirate said, "This is your warning. If you don't shut up, I'm goin to flush you."
The parrot said, "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker."
The pirate said, "That's you being flushed." So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings "Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar."