Cracker Jokes / Recent Jokes

In Minneapolis, a 2-year-old boy somehow removed a gun from his mother's purse and shot his father. Well, listen, if this kid wants another graham cracker, he wants another graham cracker.

What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lezbian?
One's a Snack Cracker, and the others a Crack Snacker!

Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker? My pop is bigger than yours!