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    A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
    The technician looked at his weapon, and then at the target. He looked at the weapon again, and then at the target again. He then put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"

    1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.5...Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.6...An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit.7...Man Management - Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game.8...Personal Space - Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush.9...Valuation - Just because it's not important to you.10..Communication Skills I - Tears as the last resort and not the first.11..Communication Skills II - How to think before speaking.12..What he really wants - Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.13..Driving a car safely - A skill you can also acquire.14..Real women drink their share at a party.15..Telephones - How to hang up.16..Parking - Beginners more...

    Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
    Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.
    Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

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    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
    3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.
    4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
    5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
    6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
    7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
    8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You...
    9. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.
    10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
    11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.
    12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
    13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share.
    14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
    15. Introduction to Parking.
    16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A more...

    From the people who brought you "Buckets of Blood 3"
    yes, it's the:
    N. I. H. E. Dublin, Ireland
    B.A. in COMMUNICATION STUDIES
    Final year exam 1989
    Time: 9 am till opening time.
    Candidates must not write on more than two sides of the exam paper.
    Marks will be deducted for bad spelling and writing which is difficult
    to read.
    1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?
    2. Give important characteristics of ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
    reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions or give the
    first names of the Osmonds.
    3. What religion is the Pope? [Jewish, Catholic, Hindu, Anglican (ONE only)].
    4. Who won the Second World War? Who came second?
    5. What is a silver dollar made of? Gold, Silver, polyvinylchloride (ONE only).
    6. Explain Le Chatelier's principal of dynamic equilibrium
    force or spell your name in BLOCK capitals.
    7. Approximately how many commandments were give more...

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