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    Make it idiot proof and

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    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    IF MEN HAD PERIODS

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    Since history was recorded, male human beings have built whole cultures around the idea that penis-envy is "natural" to women -though having such an unprotected organ might be said to make men more vulnerable, and the power to give birth makes womb-envy at least logical. In short, logic has nothing to do with it. What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not? The answer is clear - menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event:
    Men would brag about how long and how much.
    Boys would mark the onset of menses, that longed-for proof of manhood, with religious ritual and stag parties.
    The US Congress would fund a National Institute of Dysmenorrhea to help stamp out monthly discomforts.
    Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. (Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of commercial brands such as John Wayne Tampons, Muhammed Ali's Rope-a-dope Pads, Joe Namath Jock more...

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    Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
    1. He went into his father's business.
    2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
    Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.
    Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
    1. His first name was Jesus.
    2. He was bilingual.
    3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
    Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He worked in the building trades.
    Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot.
    3. He invented a new religion and finally
    Proof that Jesus Was Black:
    1. He called everybody brother.
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    The water-proof towel
    Glow in the dark sunglasses
    Solar powered flashlights
    Submarine screen doors
    A book on how to read
    Inflatable dart boards
    A dictionary index
    Powdered water
    Pedal powered wheel chairs
    Water proof tea bags
    Watermelon seed sorter
    Zero proof alchohol
    Reusable ice cubes
    See through tiolet tissue
    Skinless bananas
    Do it yourself roadmap
    Helicopter ejector seat

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