"Make it idiot proof and" joke

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and more...

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

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jay:nigga yo hairline look like a heartbeat!
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jay:nigga yo hairline got a jerry curl!
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jay:Nigga yo hairline leads to buried treasure!
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jay:yo hairline is suing you for neglect!
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jay:nigga yo hairline is doing the wobble!
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Clay:Based on true events!
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