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Rockies pitcher Luis Vizcaino was arrested in Florida on DUI charges. Authorities knew he was drunk when he told Tampa police that this World Series was interesting.

Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler says he has a stronger arm than John Elway. In fairness, Elway is almost 50.

The Denver Broncos have traded Brandon Marshall to the Miami Dolphins for two first round picks and a felon to be named later.

A Washington man who woke up in Denver with no memory has finally been reunited with his fiancee.















Doctors determined the memory loss came from a rare type of amnesia that can be triggered by stress, most likely caused by the impending consummation of the marriage.

Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- "Hi there, how is it going?"
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:
- "Not bad..."
Then the voice says:
- "So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
- "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."