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Twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what you are
Shine upon a parking lot
As I eat my girlfriends twat.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Saw a chick but couldn't meet her
Saw her brother one fine day
Sucked his cock and now he's GAY.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So he ignored her flabby tits
An licked her asshole clean.
Eenie Meanie Miney Mo
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Mary Mary quite contrary
Shave that pussy its so damn hairy.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two I blew my goo
And dumped the bitch off at the next block.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
It was quite scary
all wrinkled and hairy.

Once Upon a Time during the glorious Timurid Caliphate (Mughal Empire), Shahzada (Prince) Salim of the House of Timur came of age. But he wanted to marry only the purest Batul (virgin) in the entire Mughal Empire. So his father, Caliph Akbar, ordered the wise Navratans (Nine Jewels) of his court to find such an innocent bride. After a massive search they found Shahzadi (Princess) Zeba to be the purest & fairest Muslimah (Islamic Female) in the realm. Locked in a Minar (tower) in a remote mountain valley by her father, the Sultan (Regent) of Kashmir, it was said by all that she was so innocent & unblemished she had never even seen a man. Delighted, Salim married her in an opulent wedding.

On the Shab-e-Aroosi (Wedding-Night), Salim went to her bed. Seeing her marvellous Fuddi (Coynte), his Zubb (Yard) stood upright & he doffed his pyjamas to finally deflower her.

Zeba (giggling): Verily, thou hast such a cute little Doodool (prickle)!
Salim: Oh more...

A priest had lost his chiken and decided that he would bring it up at Sunday mass.
So in the middle of mass he gets up, walks up to the microphone and asks:
Has anyone seen a cock?
All the girls raise their hands
No, No, does anyone have a cock?
All the guys raise their hand
No, No, Has anyone seen my cock?
All the little boys in the church stand up

Aman tells a woman (the blonde) to suck his cock so she goes and sucks on a chicken

There were 3 boys called Zip Cock and Piss they were at school and their teacher went out the classroom to go to the loo. Zip Cock And Piss decided to annoy the teacher so Zip went on a shelf Cock went in a cuboard and Piss Just messed around the classroom.
their teacher went in and saw all 3 of them and shouted. ZIP DOWN! COCK OUT! PISS IN THE CORNER WITH THE DUNCE HAT ON!!!

Twinkle Twinkle Little White Star
Your Bibi went to the Bazaar
There She Found a Real Manly Yar
A Shudra Goonda named Kallar!
His Big Black Cock from Malabar
Taught Her how Small Aryan Boys Are!
Now She's Run Off to Tranquebar
So Jerk Off like the Fool You Are!

The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants:
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
French Creeps - L. A.
French fried ships - Cairo
Fried fishermen - Japan
Fried friendship - Nepal
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Goose Barnacles - Spain
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose - Poland
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
Strawberry crap - more...