"Doodool versus Lingam" joke
Once Upon a Time during the glorious Timurid Caliphate (Mughal Empire), Shahzada (Prince) Salim of the House of Timur came of age. But he wanted to marry only the purest Batul (virgin) in the entire Mughal Empire. So his father, Caliph Akbar, ordered the wise Navratans (Nine Jewels) of his court to find such an innocent bride. After a massive search they found Shahzadi (Princess) Zeba to be the purest & fairest Muslimah (Islamic Female) in the realm. Locked in a Minar (tower) in a remote mountain valley by her father, the Sultan (Regent) of Kashmir, it was said by all that she was so innocent & unblemished she had never even seen a man. Delighted, Salim married her in an opulent wedding.
On the Shab-e-Aroosi (Wedding-Night), Salim went to her bed. Seeing her marvellous Fuddi (Coynte), his Zubb (Yard) stood upright & he doffed his pyjamas to finally deflower her.
Zeba (giggling): Verily, thou hast such a cute little Doodool (prickle)!
Salim: Oh Pure Batul! Doodool is the small toy of a Bacha (child). But this one (pointing at his organ) be a great weapon, so, verily, 'tis a Lingam, not a Doodool.
Zeba (measuring it with her palm): Uff (Fie) Salim! 'Tis just a typical Doodool - Chota (small) & Gora (fair) & only 6 unglees (4.5 inches) long! A Lingam is Maha (Big) & Kala (Black) & One Foot long - like a DRAVIDIAN one!
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