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The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can`t help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and more...
Two Sardar Walk Into A Bar, Each Orders A Drink. They Go And Sit Down And Start Toasting And Cheering, “51 Days! 51 Days!! ” About Five Minutes Later, Another Sardar Walks In, Orders A Drink, And Joins The Other Two In The Cheering. Finally, Another Sardar Walks In With What Looks Like A Picture. He Puts The Picture Thing In The Middle Of The Table, And Starts Cheering With The Others, “51 Days! 51 Days!! The Bartender Starts Too Get Really Curious, So He Walks Over To Discover That The Picture Is A Puzzle. He Walks Over To One Of The Sardar And Asks, “What On Earth Are You Doing?? ”"Well, ” The Sardar Says, “Everyone Thinks Sardar Are So Stupid, So We Proved Them Wrong. On The Box Of This Puzzle, It Says 2-4 Years, But We Finished It In Only 51 Days!!!
A long, long, time ago
I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.
And I knew if I had the chance
They could make my modem dance
with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.
But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver
with every busy they’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page
A 19-hour outrage.
I can’t remember if I cried
when I realized that Steve Case had lied.
But something touched me deep inside
The day the service died.
So bye bye to Amer’ca Online
Drove my modem to a domain and it’s working just fine.
And good old geeks are cheering users offline
Saying this’ll be the day that they die.
This’ll be the day that they die.
Did you write the book of TOS
Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS
If an IM tells you so.
And will you believe the Motley Fool
When he tells you that the service rules
And can you teach me how to more...
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry, both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal- gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, more...
Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!! ” About five minutes later, another blonde walks in, Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.
Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others, “51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster Puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, “What on earth are you doing?? ” “Well, ” the blonde says, “everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!