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    [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could make my modem dance with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines. But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver with every busy they'd deliver. Bad news on the front page A 19-hour outrage. I can't remember if I cried when I realized that Steve Case had lied. But something touched me deep inside The day the service died. So bye bye to Amer'ca Online Drove my modem to a domain and it's working just fine. And good old geeks are cheering users offline Saying this'll be the day that they die. This'll be the day that they die. Did you write the book of TOS Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS If an IM tells you so. And will you believe the Motley Fool When he tells you that the service rules And can you teach me how to Web real slow? Well I know you sold the service short Cause I saw your quarterly report. Steve Case sold off more...

    [To the tune of "American Pie"]

    A long, long, time ago
    I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.
    And I knew if I had the chance
    They could make my modem dance
    with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.

    But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver
    with every busy they`d deliver.
    Bad news on the front page
    A 19-hour outrage.

    I can`t remember if I cried
    when I realized that Steve Case had lied.
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the service died.

    So bye bye to Amer`ca Online
    Drove my modem to a domain and it`s working just fine.
    And good old geeks are cheering users offline
    Saying this`ll be the day that they die.
    This`ll be the day that they die.

    Did you write the book of TOS
    Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS
    If an IM tells you so.
    And will you believe the Motley Fool
    When he tells you that the service more...

    A long, long, time ago
    I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.
    And I knew if I had the chance
    They could make my modem dance
    with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.

    But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver
    with every busy they’d deliver.
    Bad news on the front page
    A 19-hour outrage.

    I can’t remember if I cried
    when I realized that Steve Case had lied.
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the service died.

    So bye bye to Amer’ca Online
    Drove my modem to a domain and it’s working just fine.
    And good old geeks are cheering users offline
    Saying this’ll be the day that they die.
    This’ll be the day that they die.

    Did you write the book of TOS
    Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS
    If an IM tells you so.
    And will you believe the Motley Fool
    When he tells you that the service rules
    And can you teach me how to more...

    [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could make my modem dance with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines. But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver with every busy they'd deliver. Bad news on the front page A 19-hour outrage. I can't remember if I cried when I realized that Steve Case had lied. But something touched me deep inside The day the service died. So bye bye to Amer'ca Online Drove my modem to a domain and it's working just fine. And good old geeks are cheering users offline Saying this'll be the day that they die. This'll be the day that they die. Did you write the book of TOS Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS If an IM tells you so. And will you believe the Motley Fool When he tells you that the service rules And can you teach me how to Web real slow? Well I know you sold the service short Cause I saw your quarterly report. Steve Case sold off more...

    [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago
    I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.
    And I knew if I had the chance
    They could make my modem dance
    with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines. But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver
    with every busy they`d deliver.
    Bad news on the front page
    A 19-hour outrage. I can`t remember if I cried
    when I realized that Steve Case had lied.
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the service died. So bye bye to Amer`ca Online
    Drove my modem to a domain and it`s working just fine.
    And good old geeks are cheering users offline
    Saying this`ll be the day that they die.
    This`ll be the day that they die. Did you write the book of TOS
    Will you send your password to PWD-BOSS
    If an IM tells you so. And will you believe the Motley Fool
    When he tells you that the service rules
    And can you teach me how to Web real slow? Well more...

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