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    Pancake joke

    Hot 1 year agoby grad

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
    With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
    'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
    'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

    Safari Adventure

    Hot 5 years ago

    Having just returned from an African safari, Steve went to see his friend, Bill, to tell him of his adventures.
    "There I was, out in the jungle," he said, "when I suddenly heard a noise in the bush behind me. I looked back and saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit. The lion started gaining on me once more, and as he got closer, he slipped again. I happened to see a house not far away, so I ran towards it. I got close to the house with the lion almost on top of me when he slipped for a third time. With my very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion's face."
    "That's quite a story, Steve," Bill said. "I would have crapped in my pants."
    "Well, what do you think the lion kept slipping on?!?"

    Steve Jobs

    Hot 4 years ago

    I don't blame the Democrats or the Republicans...
    I blame cancer for our loss of Jobs.
    © Reddit

    Boys Will Be Boys

    Hot 1 week ago

    It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang.
    "Hello?" I said.
    A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"
    I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.
    I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"
    "Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.
    "I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."
    Silence on the other end... a confused silence.
    "Is this Steve?"
    My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.
    So I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"
    "Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him," she said in a slightly irritated voice.
    I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at more...

    Steve at the Tree

    Hot 3 years ago

    Steve is playing with his 3 friends at his tree in the back garden, and his mum comes out and shouts,
    "If all four of you fall out of that tree and break both legs, then don't come running to me!"

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