Cakes Jokes

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    Making Cakes

    Hot 2 years ago

    A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies "They're making cakes."
    The next day the little girl and her mother go to the zoo. The little girl sees two monkeys having sex, and again asks her mother what they are doing. The mother again uses the same answer "They're making cakes."
    The next morning the little girl says to her mother "Mummy, You and Daddy were making cakes on the lounge last night."
    The Mother replies " How do you know?"
    The girl says "I licked the icing off the sofa!"

    No sword!

    Hot 6 years ago

    At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:
    Proctor: I beg your pardon?
    Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
    Proctor: Sorry, no.
    Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
    At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (roughly translated): "Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale." Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.
    Three weeks later, the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.

    Baking Cakes

    Hot 6 years ago

    At the zoo a little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Her mom hurriedly explains, "Oh...they're just baking cakes."
    The next morning the little girl says, "Mommy, Mommy, you and Daddy baked cakes last night!"
    "Um, what makes you think that?" the mother asks nervously.
    "Because this morning there was icing all over the couch."

    A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies "They're making cakes."The next day the little girl and her mother go to the zoo. The little girl sees two monkeys having sex, and again asks her mother what they are doing. The mother again uses the same answer "They're making cakes." The next morning the little girl says to her mother "Mummy, You and Daddy were making cakes on the lounge last night."The Mother replies " How do you know?"The girl says "I licked the icing off the sofa!"

    A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to her mother and asks
    "What are they doing?"
    The mother stutters and replies
    "They are making cakes dear"
    The next day the mother took the daughter to the zoo. They went to see the gorillas. When they got there the gorillas were shagging in the cage. Again the daughter turns to the mother and asks
    "What are they doing?"
    The mother is not as shocked and remembers what she had said to her daughter in the park.
    "They are making cakes dear"
    That night the mother and father got jiggy on the sofa. The next morning the daughter comes into the kitchen and asks her mother
    "Mum, were you and dad making cakes on the sofa last night?"
    The mother was very embarrassed and turn to her daughter and said
    "Why dear?"
    To that the daughter more...

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