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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making
cakes".
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa"

one day a girl saw 2 teens on abench having sex and she asked her mom what they were doing and she said making cakes.
the girl then said to her mom i saw you and daddy making cakes on the couch today.
the mom says in reply how do you know?
the girl says cause i licked the icing off the couch.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day
>>and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says
>>"Mummy what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm
>they are making cakes".
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>> The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies
>>having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her
>mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl
>says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last
>night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"
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>>Are you prepared for this????????
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A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to her mother and asks
"What are they doing?"
The mother stutters and replies
"They are making cakes dear"
The next day the mother took the daughter to the zoo. They went to see the gorillas. When they got there the gorillas were shagging in the cage. Again the daughter turns to the mother and asks
"What are they doing?"
The mother is not as shocked and remembers what she had said to her daughter in the park.
"They are making cakes dear"
That night the mother and father got jiggy on the sofa. The next morning the daughter comes into the kitchen and asks her mother
"Mum, were you and dad making cakes on the sofa last night?"
The mother was very embarrassed and turn to her daughter and said
"Why dear?"
To that the daughter more...

A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies "They're making cakes."The next day the little girl and her mother go to the zoo. The little girl sees two monkeys having sex, and again asks her mother what they are doing. The mother again uses the same answer "They're making cakes." The next morning the little girl says to her mother "Mummy, You and Daddy were making cakes on the lounge last night."The Mother replies " How do you know?"The girl says "I licked the icing off the sofa!"

one day a mother and her daughter were walking through a park when they came across a man and a woman having sex. the little girl asked her mother " mummy what are they doing?" her mother thought for a minute " um... they are making cakes." so with that they left.
the next day the mother and the daughter went to the zoo. there was two monkies having sex yet again the little girl asked"mummy what are they doing" again thinking a minute " umm... they are making cakes." so they left.
the next day the little girl went to see her mum. " mummy you and daddy were making cakes last night." shocked the mother said " umm... yes how did you know?" the little girl replied
" because i licked the icing of the sofa!"

One day a mother and her son was walking in the park, the boy saw two dogs fucking. The boy asked, "Mommy, what are they doing?" Hesitating, she knew she had to come up with an answer and quick, she said, "Making cakes, hunnie." The next day they went to the zoo, the boy saw two monkies fucking, he asked the same question, and got the same answer. The next day the boy came up to his mother and said, "Mommy, I saw you and daddy making cakes in the den last night." Shocked, the mother asked, "Oh, how do you know?!?" The boy said, "Well, you were doing it like the monkies and the dogs we saw, and I licked the frosting off of the sofa."