Icing Jokes

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    Theres a mother and a daughter walking in the park and the daughter sees to tenagers having sex
    The daughter goes to the mother and says: what r they doing mummy?
    So mummy says there making cakes.
    The morning after the daughter goes to the mother and says: u and daddy were making cakes last night, werent u?
    And the mum goes: how do u no?
    So the daughter says: coz i was licking the icing from the sofa.

    a little boy goes up t his mama and daddy and says "mama and daddy what were you doing last night?"and his mama and daddy said "we were making a cake" and the little boy said "i know i licked the icing off of the bed!".

    one day a girl saw 2 teens on abench having sex and she asked her mom what they were doing and she said making cakes.
    the girl then said to her mom i saw you and daddy making cakes on the couch today.
    the mom says in reply how do you know?
    the girl says cause i licked the icing off the couch.

    There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

    The little girl says, "Mommy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

    The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mom replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

    The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

    Her daughter replies, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

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