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There was this guy and girl that wanted to do it. The boy shared a room with his little brother so they went on the top bunk and he told her "
ok, if you want it harder say lettuce, if you want to change positions say tomato."
So they're up on the top bunk and the girl is saying "
lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, tomato."
over and over again.
All of a sudden the brother in the bottom bunk says "
can you guys stop making sandwiches up there, some mayo got in my eye!"

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding." The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the more...

Their was a boy and a girl at camp and they dicide they want to hace sex on the top bunk.So they to have code words. THey make harder "lettace lettace" and stop "tomato tomato." So they up their aand you hear " LETTACE LETTACE TOMATO TOMATO LETTACE TOMATO LETACE!!!" Then the boy and the bunk balow says " can uyou guys stop making sandwitches up their your getting mayo all over wy face.

Springtime had arrived in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow covered trails looking for cattle that had survived the winter.
As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun, preparing to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," the snake said, "don't shoot me. I happen to be an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll grant you any three wishes you want."
Knowing he was safely out of the snake's striking range, the cowboy decided to take a chance. He said, "All right, first I'd like to have a face like Clarke Gable. Then, I'd like to have a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like to have sexual equipment just like this here horse I'm riding."
"No problem," the rattlesnake said. "When you get back to the bunk house, you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy more...