A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The big guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to whisper:
if she wants it harder and "
if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams.
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa.
PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant.
Then the little brother shouts up.
Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there!
You're getting mayonnaise all over my more...
A six-year old and a sixteen-year old shared bunk beds, the younger on the bottom bunk, the older on the top. One night, the older one waited for the younger one to go to sleep so he and his girlfriend could have sex.
When the six-year old finally fell asleep, the older one and his girlfriend began. They were starting to get a little loud, so he said, "When you want it harder say lettuce, and when you want to switch positions say tomato."
So, she said, "Lettuce... Tomato... Lettuce... Tomato."
Shortly thereafter, the 6-year old woke up and said, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches up there. The mayonnaise is dripping on me!"
An eight year old boy, and a nineteen year old boy with his girlfriend were going to bed.
The nineteen year old and his girlfriend were on the top bunk and the eight year old took the bottom bunk.
The couple on the top bunk wanted to have sex. But their was only one problem... the eight year old on the bottom bunk. So the girl said let's make up keywords so we don't scare him. Lettuce will be harder and tomatoe will be rollover.
All through the night the only thing the puzzled boy heard was lettuce, tamatoe, lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe.
the couple was in the middle of their pleasure when the boy said...
Would you guys stop making sandwiches up their, you're dripping mayonnaise on me
Ok well a guy whos still in college still shares his room with his little brother. He has the top bunk and his brother has the bottom. One day him and his girlfriend come home and they go to the top bunk and you know things start heating up. Then he remembers about his little brother so he says to his girlfriend "if you want it harder say tomato and if you want a different position say lettuce". so then LETTUCE! TOMATO! LETTUCE! etc... Then his little brother wakes up and says "Hey quit making sandwiches your two, your getting mayonase all over me!"
One day two kids parents decided that they wanted to go on a vacation, so the youngest brother was forced to live with his older brother at college.
When the little bro showed up, the oldest brother said that it was reallly cool that he is staying here, and said that there is only one rule.
IF I COME HOME WITH A GIRL, I GET THE TOP BUNK, AND YOU HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO BED, AND GO TO SLEEP!
Later that night, the little brother, watching TV, heard his brother coming down the hall, but he heard a girls voice with him, so he did what he was told and went straight to bed.
Faking sleep, he watched the older brother and his new love Tina, go up to the top bunk.
"Tina, anytime you want me to go harder, say lettuce, and anytime you want me to change positions, say tomato."
"Haha, okay" replied Tina.
So, in the middle of the night, the little brother is awakened by loud screams of the words lettuce and more...