"Sandwiches!" joke

There was this guy and girl that wanted to do it. The boy shared a room with his little brother so they went on the top bunk and he told her "
ok, if you want it harder say lettuce, if you want to change positions say tomato."
So they're up on the top bunk and the girl is saying "
lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, tomato."
over and over again.
All of a sudden the brother in the bottom bunk says "
can you guys stop making sandwiches up there, some mayo got in my eye!"

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