Brides Jokes / Recent Jokes

At a Mass at which some young ladies were to take their finals vows to become nuns, the Bishop presiding noticed two Rabbis enter the church just before the service began. They insisted on sitting on the right side of the center aisle. The Bishop wondered why they had come, but he didn't have time to inquire before the Mass began.
When it came time for the announcements, the Bishop's curiosity got the better of him. He welcomed the two Rabbis and asked why they had chosen to be present at this occasion where the young ladies were to become the "Brides of Christ".
The elder of the Rabbis slowly rose to his feet and explained, "Family of the Groom."

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"
"Because they're happy," the mom replied. Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do grooms wear black?"

Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?, "Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white? A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.

Q: Why do brides wear white at the wedding?
A: So the dishwasher will match the fridge and stove.

If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?