Bonds Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds eventually will mature.
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Barry Bonds' perjury trial has been moved to July. Conveniently, Bonds will not be busy.
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:
1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.
2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...
3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.
The US Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of government bonds:
1. The Al Gore Bond, which has no interest.
2. The Monica Lewinsky Bond, which has no maturity,
3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principle.